Ever since brainy beauty and ex-English student Luce sensibly nuded-up
on the sands in Bournemouth in 2003 - to be fatefully clocked by an
eagle-eyed snapper secreted in nearby dunes by the Daily Star, no less
- all hopes of a clothing-burdened future in fusty academia were lost
to the Winchester wonder. Thank the lord.
We at The Mob knows a couple of good things when we see them. And,
getting wind of the committee-built super-sizzler's desire to disrobe
whenever possible, we despatched her a one-way ticket to the Smoke for
an instant career of celebrity strippage.
Now barely a day passes without dewy-eyed glamour gazers being privy
to the joys of eyeballing a clobber-free Pinder, spot-welded in snap
heaven with similarly unleashed eyefuls such as bosom buddies Michelle
Marsh, Anna Taverner, Emily Oldfield, Natasha Mealey and Natasha
Marley.
With the likes of Jordan donning the jodphurs and going all Katie
Price-country-set on us, sexed-to-the-max Lucy is an all-new and
exciting tabloid queen of the uberboobs.
As one wide-eyed wag at Loaded mag recently gasped: "They're so big
that boys actually concentrate on not looking at them."
Yes, you're absolutely right. Lucy has lovely eyes. Enjoy,
lady-likers.